It sounds as if the NC eagles don't want to fly with turkeys anymore. Let's just get the tape measure out. Why waste time running? Anyone with a waist over 32" must line up at the east corner of the gym for summary flogging at dawn followed by a 6 mile run and 10 by 400 wind sprints. Repeat weekly until all the poor varsity wannabes either pass or pass away.
SIUC 4-0 (We sure can beat up those D2 teams)
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