[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

This is my first week of retirement from my day job as a chemist.

I've already yelled at the neighbor kids, several times, to get off my front lawn. I even threatened to turn the hose on them.

I've already bought some hard candy for the grandkids. Kids love the hard candy.

I've lost my car keys, and my reading glasses, numerous times.

When will I officially become an old geezer?

Billy:

Welcome to the club. I didn't now you had retired. I was wondering why you were doing a lot of posting during work hours.

MTD, Sr.