Wear 'em. And sign your first varsity check over to your parents. If they are as expensive as you act, perhaps you better sign over a couple of checks.
For JR and Chuck try jumping in your bare feet. Now try jumping in your shoes (the ones with the rubber [spring] soles). If you don't jump higher, I bet you at least feel better when you hit the ground.
The two of you wouldn't be saying that officials must live by the same uniform rules as the players... would you?
I can see you two old geezers sproinging down the court...
Sproing.... sproing...
sproing.... sproing...
No I've got trail... sproing...
Back - up sproing... sproing...
