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This might be fun!
You get one of these 9-10 year old games where the parents are just a bunch of Freaking Nuts! The kind where they yell something every single time down the court. You hear 3 seconds, travelling, foul, general moaning and crying every single trip downcourt.
Wouldn't it be kind of funny to just call something every time a parent or coach yells something? You hear "travel"...blow the whistle...."travelling"! Every time somebody yells 3 seconds.....blow the whistle..."3 seconds!" Imagine how long and boring the game would be! Sometimes I think the parents deserve a game like that to see how ignorant they sound! Can't do it to the kids though.......! |
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If somebody yells, "Let them Play"......go about 3 minutes and call nothing except out of bounds calls....let everything be a no-call...then say, "you said to let them play"...what more can I do? You asked for fouls and travels and 3 seconds...I called all of them...now you want to let them play.....what do I do here?.............NOW SHUT UP !!!! (I wish I could say that sometimes!)
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Try this. A few years ago, I did this in a kids game. Whenever someone in the stands yelled a stupid comment regarding rules, I yelled back, "THAT'S ONE", then "TWO', then "THREE" and so on. At halftime I was up to "TWENTY-FOUR". During that break, I addressed the bleachers and said, "If your wondering why I'm yelling out numbers, I'm counting the number of comments I hear from people who obviously don't know the rules. I hope we can get to 35, since that would be a new record. Thanks for all your help so far."
Amazingly (or not), I heard about 4 or 5 more. Believe it or not, after I addressed the crowd, my partner asked me if the record was really 35, because he's had games with lots more than that. The weird thing is, I wasn't sure he was kidding.
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