Funny
 

This weekend...

Hard grounder to F6, bad hop clocks her right in the chops.
Coach from the dugout yells, "Hey, that's OK, I've had balls hit me in the face lots of times."

I couldn't laugh at the time, but if I was drinking milk, it would've come out my nose...

Well since someone else started this. Daughters team is playing in big tournament and infielders are having trouble seeing pitch calls the catcher is giving. Coach yells out of the dugout, KatyB, spread your legs so everyone can see.