Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. (Post 612544)

Years ago, I umpired a H.S. jr. varsity softball game involving two Toledo, Ohio, high schools (one Catholic and one public), in which the public school was mercied (I think that is how that verb's past tense is spelled). I will not name the public school in order to protect the guilty or innocent, but the public H.S. was the home team and their softball diamond was behind the parking lot which was behind the school.

After the game I was at my gear getting out of my plate girl when three members of the home team walked by. One of them was holding a baby about 18 months old. I told the girl holding the baby that I thought it was great that her little sister came to watch her play. The three of them started laughing very hard. The baby was not the player's little sister but her daughter, :eek:.

MTD, Sr.

Originally Posted by shipwreck (Post 612523)

maybe 3 players on a team but not the "team"

Originally Posted by vcblue (Post 612836)

Remember when we use to "banged them out". Don't say that anymore.

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch (Post 612852)

Yeah, had an umpire describing a bang-bang play that happened in coed ball. It was almost hilarious because he kept using the word bang the whole time. He was an older gentleman, so his ignorance can be forgiven. One of the other umpires and I were dying trying to keep a straight face, because we know the slang of the younger generation.

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA (Post 612857)

How juvenile!

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch (Post 613036)

You would have a hard time keeping a straight face if his description sounded like he was involved in a threesome. :eek: