Be that as it may, you're just not my type, man... ;)

This thread reminds me of a situation I once found myself in. I'm willing to bet that after a "beverage of your choice" or two, you'll find that the two of you have a lot in common. Heck, you might just end up being the best of friends.

Or maybe.... instead of Bum fights... we could video Ump fights.
Intro could be something like this....
On the rough and tumble streets of Old New Orleans (oxymoronic) two competitors who just cant see eye to eye decide to battle it out.... etc
I just wanna know who's gonna officiate the fight and how much does it pay?

just kidding... Peace.