Thanksgiving
 

Shamelessly stolen from another forum.

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.


We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone! Hope All your Entire Family can celebrate together.

and the same to you and yours Mr. Glen

ditto ! :d

happy holidays to my brothers and sisters in the blue!

like wise from north of the border

Happy Thanksgiving from the heartland of America, Nebraska/Iowa, where many of the turkeys you all are eating probably came from.

Do you live in Oklahoma???? :D

I am suprised that Mike has not chimed in on this perfectly appropriate response yet........:)

Happy Thanksgiving all.

Joel

I will add my wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving to all of the others. :)

If you are traveling to see family and friends, please be careful and safe.

You mean like, North of the Mexican border? :D

Actually, if the Texans insist, I have no problem referring to Texas as south of the border!