FORTUNATELY..... I have had few ASA ejection reports...but lots of calls from coaches..

I REALLY wouldnt want your job..high school umpires are a weird breed.

Especially this one guy. I think maybe he put the Mirage in El Mirage -- or the Surprise in Surprise.

Here in NY our State Association reqires us to take and pass a 100 question test base on true or false,multiple choice and fill in the blank questions every year before getting behind the dish. As a side note most of the umpires that post here are some of the best in the game bar none.

I don't know about pigs feet, but I'll take a serving of asparagus.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

If you had to think about it, you didn't. :D

However, if brussel sprouts were involved, I'm sure you would have. :eek:

Just a whiff of those would have done it for me!