No, get a club and drag her across the threshold by her hair. :D :p

In slow-pitch.

Bob

The key to the cleaning situation is too simply get a second domicile. That way when she starts in on one of her inevitable mood swings, you can just crash at your current place. If you had done this, not only would have have an escape plan already in place, but your roommate wouldn't have had to move out.

Well, she had her own apartment, but it was a tiny, 535 square foot one bedroom place in a not-so-nice area (in fact, my stereo, GPS and brand new Cobra XRS 9930 radar detector got jacked on our wedding night - no joke!). My buddy wanted to move back home to Louisiana and be closer to family anyway, so this was just his excuse.

Woah... This thread got hijacked in a major way. Oops... :o

I think we long since got into TMI territory. ;)

What's the big idea of discussing softball in this topic? :p :D