This might be a little off-topic, and I'm afraid, based on how busy things are around here, that no-one will ever read this but ok... I'll take a chance... I saw this on the gmcgriff soccer board and (since I don't believe it has been posted here before) I have to share it with you 🙂.
Since the direct URL doesn't seem to work, I'll just post a link to the gmcgriff board...
http://www.gmcgriff.com/refonline/wwwboard/soccer/messages/67.html
Once you are there click 'funny soccer referee'... I'm sure that you'll all feel that you're mechanics will be very boring 🙂
ADR