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Forum: Basketball Wed Aug 01, 2018, 12:16pm
Replies: 31
Views: 1,530
Posted By Mark Padgett
If you knew anything about me, you would know I...

If you knew anything about me, you would know I don't have anything to do with pork (or shellfish).

When I saw your pork sausage in a post aimed at me, I shouted "OY VEY"!
Forum: Basketball Mon Jul 30, 2018, 09:17am
Replies: 31
Views: 1,530
Posted By Mark Padgett
I can't get back on the court because of my heart...

I can't get back on the court because of my heart surgery, but that doesn't stop me from going to games and checking out all the hot moms. Of course, I'm in no condition to do anything with any of...
Forum: Basketball Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:03pm
Replies: 31
Views: 1,530
Posted By Mark Padgett
A little while ago I emailed them through their...

A little while ago I emailed them through their website and asked how they select officials. If I ever hear back from them, I'll let you know.
Forum: Basketball Sat Jun 23, 2018, 12:21pm
Replies: 1
Views: 402
Posted By Mark Padgett
Thumbs down It never changes

An episode of Law & Order SVU I just watched had a short scene of a HS boys basketball game. Over 50% of the players on the court had "illegal" numbers and one of them was wearing a blue jersey with...
Forum: Basketball Mon Jun 18, 2018, 04:34pm
Replies: 5
Views: 536
Posted By Mark Padgett
Why did the.....

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls. :p
Forum: Basketball Fri Jun 08, 2018, 03:19pm
Replies: 7
Views: 641
Posted By Mark Padgett
Question Is the rule the same?

I just watched another TV show that had college level players in a drama (CSI). I noticed again that a lot of the jersey numbers wouldn't be allowed in NF games - one digit numbers from 6 through 9...
Forum: Basketball Thu May 31, 2018, 10:02am
Replies: 49
Views: 2,243
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation Here on Mars, we use the shot clock to determine...

Here on Mars, we use the shot clock to determine how much air you have left in your oxygen tank.
Forum: Basketball Mon May 28, 2018, 12:39pm
Replies: 1
Views: 289
Posted By Mark Padgett
Thumbs up America - land of the free, because of the brave.

America - land of the free, because of the brave.
Forum: Basketball Fri Apr 13, 2018, 02:02pm
Replies: 9
Views: 783
Posted By Mark Padgett
If this had ever happened to me (which it never...

If this had ever happened to me (which it never did) I wouldn't file a police report. I'd just contact some of my old buddies from the south side of Chicago (which is where I grew up) to take care...
Forum: Basketball Sat Apr 07, 2018, 08:36pm
Replies: 29
Views: 1,315
Posted By Mark Padgett
Thumbs up Even though I haven't worked any games in quite...

Even though I haven't worked any games in quite some time, I still know enough to agree with Bob. As always, he is right-on.
Forum: Basketball Tue Mar 27, 2018, 10:46am
Replies: 31
Views: 2,138
Posted By Mark Padgett
Years ago, I was on the Board of our local rec...

Years ago, I was on the Board of our local rec league for kids. At a pre-season coach's meeting, one of the coaches of a 4th grade team (the teams went from 3rd grade through varsity) asked if we...
Forum: Basketball Sat Mar 24, 2018, 06:04pm
Replies: 6
Views: 488
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation If I really wanted payment for this, I would have...

If I really wanted payment for this, I would have instituted a plan that really would have worked. :cool:

I know you're probably not going to believe this, but I swear it's true. Even thought I...
Forum: Basketball Thu Mar 22, 2018, 12:45pm
Replies: 0
Views: 325
Posted By Mark Padgett
Was he one of "ours"?

I just finished watching an old episode of "Law & Order" titled "Burn Card". In it, a guy who worked in real estate sales was murdered. It just so happened he also worked part-time as a college...
Forum: Basketball Mon Mar 12, 2018, 04:18pm
Replies: 0
Views: 378
Posted By Mark Padgett
Dee Kantner speaks

NCAA and former NBA ref Dee Kantner, who is now 57, told AARP during an interview that two things fans yelled at her during games were, "Don't quit your day job" and "Go back to Foot Locker." :D
Forum: Basketball Thu Mar 01, 2018, 01:21pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,082
Posted By Mark Padgett
Smile I'd ask to see his jumping jack permit. If he...

I'd ask to see his jumping jack permit. If he doesn't have it with him, it's a T. Or...if I was the inbounder, I would throw it right into his face since we'd get the ball back because it hit him...
Forum: Basketball Mon Feb 26, 2018, 07:57pm
Replies: 19
Views: 1,009
Posted By Mark Padgett
"Oh, so this is your first game?" :p

"Oh, so this is your first game?" :p
Forum: Basketball Mon Feb 26, 2018, 04:24pm
Replies: 19
Views: 1,009
Posted By Mark Padgett
Thumbs up BillyMac - that sounds like an incredibly...

BillyMac - that sounds like an incredibly difficult game to work. I give you kudos for staying on top of it without just trying to get out of there ASAP.

Good job, buddy. Go take a quarter out...
Forum: Basketball Mon Feb 19, 2018, 10:49am
Replies: 32
Views: 1,537
Posted By Mark Padgett
My favorite is: "Solly. No speekie...

My favorite is: "Solly. No speekie Engrish".
Forum: Basketball Thu Feb 15, 2018, 03:56pm
Replies: 51
Views: 1,818
Posted By Mark Padgett
Question Do you guys ever check the Hot Moms for padding? ...

Do you guys ever check the Hot Moms for padding? ;)
Forum: Basketball Mon Feb 12, 2018, 11:49am
Replies: 11
Views: 633
Posted By Mark Padgett
Here's a link to the short video that tells the...

Here's a link to the short video that tells the story.

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Forum: Basketball Thu Feb 01, 2018, 03:03pm
Replies: 12
Views: 669
Posted By Mark Padgett
It's always a bad thing to take a Mark off the...

It's always a bad thing to take a Mark off the board. :(
Forum: Basketball Fri Jan 19, 2018, 01:02pm
Replies: 47
Views: 1,557
Posted By Mark Padgett
Question Was his number listed in the scorebook? Oh wait,...

Was his number listed in the scorebook? Oh wait, you couldn't check that because you didn't know what his number was. :confused:
Forum: Basketball Tue Jan 16, 2018, 01:27pm
Replies: 0
Views: 334
Posted By Mark Padgett
Here's how it's done in my area

Here's the URL to the site of the kid's local rec league. Just thought you might like to see it. I was involved in this organization for many years. I was in charge of the referees for a long time...
Forum: Basketball Sun Jan 14, 2018, 11:02am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,012
Posted By Mark Padgett
Don't forget the one about making it mandatory to...

Don't forget the one about making it mandatory to have the hot moms sit at the scorer's table. ;)
Forum: Basketball Sat Jan 13, 2018, 01:17pm
Replies: 3
Views: 494
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation I guess that's you above. Was this guy your...

I guess that's you above. Was this guy your partner?


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