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Forum: Baseball Fri Jul 10, 2009, 09:44am

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty It was very funny. It was very funny.

Forum: Baseball Thu Jul 09, 2009, 12:03am

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty I'm sorry, but even in situations where there is... I'm sorry, but even in situations where there is no official's locker room--a real one or the changing unit--one can somehow situate his vehicle, then don a robe or a long t-shirt until he gets into...

Forum: Baseball Mon Jul 06, 2009, 08:37pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty In a couple of weeks I work with a guy, who, when... In a couple of weeks I work with a guy, who, when he works the bases, calls time, jogs over to one of the bases, whips out a plate brush, and cleans off the bag. I'll bet he thinks the mask hook is a...

Forum: Baseball Mon Jul 06, 2009, 04:04pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty :D:D I now can not wait until I see a... :D:D I now can not wait until I see a partner tuck his dangler into his pants between innings. Not that I care what a man does with his dangler, you understand.

Forum: Baseball Sun Jul 05, 2009, 07:58pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty I believe that absolutely every one of us knew... I believe that absolutely every one of us knew that's what you meant, but you were cleverly hoisted on your omission of the word hook. I will never, ever accept this as anything but a joke of an...

Forum: Baseball Sun Jul 05, 2009, 12:02pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty Me, too: two masks. I accepted the mask... Me, too: two masks. I accepted the mask immediately as one of the most useful inventions in umpiring. In fact, I rarely call pitches without one.

Forum: Baseball Fri Jul 03, 2009, 10:46am

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty My dad's a wise, old guy. He's also as accepting... My dad's a wise, old guy. He's also as accepting and as tolerant and as emancipated as any man I ever knew. But even he has a point where he can't stand when political correctness goes to the...

Forum: Baseball Thu Jul 02, 2009, 10:46pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty Calling any of those comments offensive to an... Calling any of those comments offensive to an amputee is possibly the most preposterous contention I have seen anyone make this year. Maybe longer. In fact, that accusation is the most offensive...

Forum: Baseball Thu Jul 02, 2009, 05:07pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty As far as changing facilities go, we will... As far as changing facilities go, we will continue to be treated in sub-standard fashion, even at some colleges. So the Official's Locker Room has a place. There will never, ever be a need for the...

Forum: Baseball Thu Jul 02, 2009, 12:14pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty I have had one since last season, and after... I have had one since last season, and after showing it to a buddy who's a windsurfer (no joke), he bought one and uses it more frequently at the beach than I do on the umpiring circuit. It is a very...

Forum: Baseball Wed Jul 01, 2009, 01:09pm

Replies: 84 The Umpire Mask Hook: "I'll take 2!" Views: 9,699 Posted By Kevin Finnerty And don't just think it's for officials. That's... And don't just think it's for officials. That's right, The Windsurfer's Locker Room. Just what do you mean by this? He should have wrote??!! You had better keep your mockery of writers to...

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