Hockey reffing quotes

JugglingReferee · #1 (**permalink**) Sun Nov 20, 2005, 02:04pm

Hi

In football, we have this saying "the two most important lines on the field are the goal line and the other goal line".

Can anybody tell me some hockey quotes?

Hock9 · #2 (**permalink**) Sat Nov 04, 2006, 03:11pm

I've heard it said that "the referee's best friend is a moving puck" (in reference to keeping them skating, letting them play, etc)

Referee · #3 (**permalink**) Fri Apr 27, 2007, 11:17am

Parents at hockey games have changed dramatically over the years... It has gotten crazy and be advised some of these knuckleheads need to get a life!

The last one I heard in the locker room was as a result of a hotly contested game with screaming parents coming out of the rafters mainly big women with big lungs, big behinds and big bad verbiage... The official uttered "Hockey gives a new meaning to the once stately terminology known as MiLF?" Knowadays it means "Mothers I'd like to Fight...!

JugglingReferee · #4 (**permalink**) Thu May 24, 2007, 06:43pm

I think it's funny in the 8 years that this forum has been around, nobody had already taken the name "Referee".

RefWEB · #5 (**permalink**) Sun Jun 24, 2007, 10:00pm

Said by a vet to a rookie partner working his first game:

"Remember, Kid..when that puck drops, you and I will be the only two sane people in this rink."