I'll start with the quote that's presently in my signature.

"I ain't been dropping no eaves sir, honest!"

Any guesses? :)

That one actually sounds familiar... and since I don't go out to see many movies, I would say that it's something new within the past 18 months.

Mike

I think that I saw this one on TV with my grand daughter.I remember laughing at it.Was it one of the "Lord of the Rings" movies?

AH! We have a winner!

Samwise Gamgee, outside the window of Bilbo Baggins home, gets caught eavesdropping by Gandalf and Frodo.

Okay JR, your turn!

Here's a few others to study on while we're waiting for you to find one!

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."

"Rock 'n' roll by its very nature leads to a breakdown in discipline. "

"Juicy Fruit."

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

"Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself without Dad."

How about:
"You goddamned,chauvinistic pig ape.You want to eat me? Then go ahead!"

Cracked me right up!

Here's another one-from my youth. You'll probably never get this one.Mick or MP might,though.

"I know that you've got a civil tongue in your head.I sewed it their myself".

American Beauty

Quote:

"Rock 'n' roll by its very nature leads to a breakdown in discipline. "

Mr. Holland's Opus

Quote:

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

Conspiracy theory

Quote:

"Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself without Dad."

Pleasantville

Great scene, b/c as she discovers how to "enjoy herself" in the tub, the tree in the front yard bursts into flames. Bud (aka Spiderman) runs to the firehouse yelling "Fire! Fire!", but nobody has ever had to put out a fire before. So instead, he yells "Cat!" to mobilize the fire crew. I really like that movie.

I KNEW he'd do it! LOL

Big whistle is very good. That, or he has a very good search engine. :)

No guesses on "Juicy Fruit"? :confused:

Here's my favorite
 

Witness: I do not think about things I do not think about.

Lawyer: Do you ever think about things you do think about?


Also - in the same movie:

Local: Mister, are you looking for a nice, clean place to stay?

Visitor: Ma'am, I had a nice, clean place to stay, and I left it - to come here.

Re: Here's my favorite
 

Damn,that sounds suspiciously like a Marx Bros. movie,but I can't place it.

Geeze,Tony,you've got the same satellite dish that I've got.This just finished in the '500s about 10 minutes ago. No guess?