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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 09:39am
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Hey guys, I got a great idea. Why dont we get the OFFOA (Official Forum Football Officials Association) assignor to send Defrock, Gutladge and CandyGraham off to Maryland to work a three-man crew for some big time youth games. IÂ’m sure theyÂ’d get along great. And with them working 10 games a day making the big bucks , they'd be too busy to post and weÂ’d get some real studying done here. LOL
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 11:04am
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Hey, James.

Is that a "Dream" crew or a nightmare?


p.s. For the record, put me on the chain crew so that I could witness the awesome talent officiating these games.
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 11:26am
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Leave me off of the chain gang - I'll run the scoreboard. It's much safer from all of the coaches there!
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 02:37pm
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If you are so concerned about studying then maybe you should ignore the posts that get put up by the members that you mentioned and just read the ones that concern your tasks at hand.
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 02:56pm
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What fun would it be ignoring targets who continue to open themselves up through broad contrarianism and sweeping proclamations of universal knowledge, "game sense" and self-admitted coach proctological exams using their own craniums?

If you want to post about rules, I have always found good advice and discussion here. If you want to admit your ignorance and/or stupidity, then don't be surprised when people agree.
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 03:30pm
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Wow. A telegrahams post and the thread is still open?
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 09:05pm
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What fun would it be ignoring targets who continue to open themselves up through .........self-admitted coach proctological exams using their own craniums?
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 10:07pm
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...self-admitted coach proctological exams using their own craniums?
I'm a little slow. Is that the same as having one's head up a coach's a$$?
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 10:28pm
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...self-admitted coach proctological exams using their own craniums?
I'm a little slow. Is that the same as having one's head up a coach's a$$?
That would be it.
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Old Mon Aug 11, 2003, 11:20pm
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...self-admitted coach proctological exams using their own craniums?
I'm a little slow. Is that the same as having one's head up a coach's a$$?
That would be it.
Just pointing to out for any Richard Craniums in the audience who might not get it.
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Old Tue Aug 12, 2003, 03:40am
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Always nice to know that the fans haven't left the building....

Once again I thank you all for the notoriety, but please can you all be a little more creative with your name calling. You are giving the real hecklers a bad image...

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Old Tue Aug 12, 2003, 04:14am
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Rich,we fully expect to run into the odd coach that has absolutely no respect for us as officials or human beings.We may not like him(or people like him),but we can maybe understand your friend,the convicted coach,a little bit.We do not expect, however, that one of our supposedly fellow officials would turn out to be exactly the same as he is though.

If you're looking for sympathy of forgiveness,I think that you have come to the wrong place. After all,Benedict Arnold is still looking- after about 225 years!
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Old Tue Aug 12, 2003, 07:35am
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James,

I am merely an astute observer of the obvious, although I am happy that I could brighten your day with my observations.
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Old Thu Aug 14, 2003, 09:05pm
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Red face James, James, James.
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Hey guys, I got a great idea. Why dont we get the OFFOA (Official Forum Football Officials Association) assignor to send Defrock, Gutladge and CandyGraham off to Maryland to work a three-man crew for some big time youth games. IÂ’m sure theyÂ’d get along great. And with them working 10 games a day making the big bucks , they'd be too busy to post and weÂ’d get some real studying done here. LOL
Sounds to me like you need the money more than I.

You also need a clue, since you come here for studying purposes. Do you come here to get games as well?

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