Coach banned for life

[Bob Lyle]

Vince Lombardi said "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

The coach's team won the game. Without this cheating, which was not caught until after the game, his team would have lost.

The kids learned a valuable lesson consistent with American values. "It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose that's important."

So rather than give the coach the heave-ho, he should be awarded the Vince Lombardi American Values Award.