Just had a thought (Yeah I know, first one in years!)
You wants to contribute to putting up a web site where the ifiots can go to get the answer to rules questions. We certainly don't want them here.
We could have business cards made up with the name & URL. And a line about "Get the answer to your football rules here."
Then when the idiots start in, just hand them a card!

If this is a website for idiot fans to ask idiot questions and shout idiot comments and show their overall ignorance then who better to moderate than Joe "Football for Dummies" Theismann.