Last nights versious of "You want me to call what coach?"

[want2bgood]

Last Fri. I was the HL and coach was in my ear all night long... but never really "crossed the line". But he did have a funny request. His team threw and interception and B was returning it up the far hash, on the opposite hash one of his men got blocked pretty hard, but very clean. After the play the coach wants me to throw an UC on that block, my reply "Coach it was a clean hit nothing illegal about it" his reply "It was on the other side of the field" my reply "Coach it was actually just on the opposite hash and what if that player cut back to this side" his reply "Well the kid should have waited for that until he blocked him" I tried not to laugh and asked if he would expect his kids to hold off a from blocking til they seen the play cut back... he threw his hat down and walked away