NASA needs a flag football referee
 

If I lived in Texas, I'd definitely apply:
Flag Football Referee job - NASA - Johnson Space Center - Starport - Clear Lake City, TX | Indeed.com

"$15 per game" :rolleyes:

And that drive to the Clear Lake area sucks in the evenings.

Don't worry, your resume would probably be bounced by the keyword filter, anyways. At least it would have been on USAJobs. I've seen hiring managers write a job description and reqs with the desired candidate's resume in hand and the filter bounced it.