I've never worked a game (in Nebraska or Iowa) with the teams both on one side of the field.

What state(s) do you work that have both teams on the same side?

Maybe you better remind us what level of gmaes you're working.

In my area, minor, high school, university, and even CFL games are done with the teams on the same side of the field. But being in Canada, our field is longer, so they have extra room to use.

So LJ gets both of his ears chewed off right.

Yes