Back In The Saddle wroteNo wonder gnomes always look so gruff. Carrying a taser in your pants has really got to chafe something fierce.
The benefits out-weigh the disadvantages. Think of the advertising factor..."Are you glad to see me or is that a taser in your pants?" And if you don't believe me, ask chseagle. You really don't think that he's hitting the STUN button by accident, do you?