NCASAUmp wroteOh, I know you weren't that serious. 🙂
However, the reality is that we, unfortunately, do have to deal with those idiots who do not extend respect our way. They loathe us, they curse us and they scorn us. We are the "necessary evil" that, if the coaches had their way, would be replaced with robots with high-speed cameras in a heartbeat.
And the coaches would STILL complain that the call was wrong! 😃
Officiating (whatever sport) is the only job you are expected to be 100% correct the first day on the job.