Here's one...

NCASAUmp

ASA/NYSSOBLUE wrote
I once had a partner who was active NYPD, and once we were working men's rec together, and I made a controversial call at home to end a game, and as we were leaving the field to much noise, he said, "Partner, I have your back - I have my piece right in my sock!" 😃

Now THAT'S a clicker.

Andy

youngump wrote
Leave the confines of the field at exactly my normal pace trying to avoid tipping anyone off (defense or offense). Watch for either the defense to leave the field or my partner or I to leave the confines. When either happens it is too late for an appeal.

Pretty much what I did.

Of course, I did think about staying out there and enjoying two plus more innings in the unseasonably warm 90 degree afternoon sun.......🙂

IRISHMAFIA

Andy wrote
Of course, I did think about staying out there and enjoying two plus more innings in the unseasonably warm 90 degree afternoon sun.......🙂

That's a damn cold spell in your neighborhood, isn't it?

tcblue13

wadeintothem wrote
Leseee.. JV.. mercy rule.. 5 innings

pffft, I dont even care if they appeal, she still touched home.

Are you sure you mean pffft? I think that's gas. Pssst is a whispered tone.😃

wadeintothem

tcblue13 wrote
Are you sure you mean pffft? I think that's gas. Pssst is a whispered tone.😃

I may be tone deaf.. but at least I'm not blind like the OP who thinks he saw a runner missing home for bottom of 5 mercy rule.

Poor blind sob.

😉

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Steve M wrote
My game yesterday had both my partner and one of the coaches both packing pieces (in their vehicles). Both were some sort of feds. Hmmmmmmmmm
Feds in a fed game....

And you can always get witness protection! 😀

Andy

wadeintothem wrote
I may be tone deaf.. but at least I'm not blind like the OP who thinks he saw a runner missing home for bottom of 5 mercy rule.

Poor blind sob.

😉

Hey...I'm only blind in one eye, I just can't see out of the other one! 😮

I am an umpire, after all.

Dakota

tcblue13 wrote
Are you sure you mean pffft? I think that's gas. Pssst is a whispered tone.😃

pffft...

😀

He used the "word" correctly. From the Urban Dictionary (abridged):

pffft
1. The sound you make when someone says something really stupid.

2. wade's use When someone says something really, really stupid and useless, A sound made to wind people up. The Winner of all arguments.

3. The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.

4. A noise favorably used either in disbelief or as a pre-sound to laughter. Often an aggressive way of saying I disagree and of course for those of the population who feel obliged to try and hold in their laughter use this word.

5. No, THIS was wade's use!😃 A sound of disapproval by a stupid German

6. No, HERE it is! The sound wade makes when his brain shuts down after he's been verbally bested.

😃😃😃

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