The worst rule book!

IRISHMAFIA wrote
Mention 40 virgins around a softball field now, and the parents have the police lock you up and then ask questions.

Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there! 🙂

NCASAUmp wrote
Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there! 🙂

Actually, if that happened, I guess the background check didn't help much, did it? 😛

Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!

wadeintothem wrote
Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!

Heathens? I thought the term was infidels! 😛

wadeintothem wrote
Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!

And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.

Chess Ref wrote
And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.

I really like the idea of a ball that doesnt injure 🙄 so they can use any bat.

Ref Ump Welsch wrote
Heathens? I thought the term was infidels! :p

Yeah, a bunch of deviant unchecked infidels. You could be anyone!!! How could I know?

You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....

wadeintothem wrote
You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....

rofl.... dang and i thought it was just us that did that. 😀

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