Toxic Avenger wrote Screw the Texas Rangers and the trusty steed that they rode in on too. I am the #1 fan of the Hackensack Hormones.
Well, I see you are little more civilized than I originally thought. My apologies.
Toxic Avenger wroteAh yes, the Cubsters. I see that Ryan Dempster just signed a 4-year contract...and immediately went on the Kerry Wood Memorial 1461 day(including Leap Year) Disabled List.
It looks like they're not going to keep Kerry any more, seeing they did not offer him a contract, and he's filed for free agency. That's too bad - he was always a stand-up guy with bad luck with injuries. It would've been nice to have him retire a Cub, but I know he understands business is business.
Toxic Avenger wroteBtw, do you know how to make a Hormone?
(Somehow I know I'll be sorry I asked, but here goes...)
So, T&A, how do you make a Hormone?