Dan_ref wroteISSCDF (International Synchronized Swimming and Chicken Dancing Federaton) rules require swimmers to retire their speedos at age 40.
Well, they'll have to send 400 ballet dancers(the ISSCDF contracts out that kind of work) to try and rip it off my ever-fighting, never-quitting body......
"Don't give up the ship"
"We have just begun to fight"
- and all the other stirring rallying calls for Truth, Freedom, the American Way and the right to wear a Speedo to the PigglyWiggly(see ya in the Produce aisle, hon).....
