Contest - "How many coaches......."

Mark Padgett

......does it take to change a light bulb?

Best answer (I am the sole judge) wins an autographed picture of Dick Bavetta in fishnets.*

Don't even ask where I got it.

*Disclaimer: the judge reserves the right to send a substitute prize.

Dan_ref

Lightbulbs? What does a coach need a lightbulb for?

Can't be done, the coach keep sticking his finger in the socket

Only 1 coach...but he needs lots of lightbulbs.

(Thank you very much, I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress...)

Snake~eyes

Wouldn't that require the coach to read the directions on how to put it in?

Snake~eyes

RULING: Technical foul. Changing a lightbulb is not a valid reason to get out of his seat per rule 10-5-1.

Junker

None, they better keep their a@# on the bench or in the coaching box where they belong.

zebraman

It can't be done. No head coach could do that alone. Since changing a lightbulb is not a reason for an assistant coach to stand up, the lightbulb will never get changed. If you think about it, that's OK because coaches are used to being in the dark.

tjones1

Too many, why even explain the rules on how to do it?

just another ref

Linus Van Pelt should have been an official. His sister Lucy should have been a coach.

Linus: It is better to light one tiny candle than to curse the darkness.

Lucy: You stupid darkness!!

Jimgolf

"What do you mean the light is out? Call it both ways!"

just another ref

Coach wouldn't change the bulb, he'd blame the officials for not bringing candles.

canuckrefguy

Originally posted by Jimgolf
"What do you mean the light is out? Call it both ways!"

C'mon, Mark, that's GOTTA be the winner......ROTFLMAO 😀

ChrisSportsFan

Yup, that's a good-one.

26 Year Gap

The bonus light is out on our side, you homer.

Mark Padgett

Gee- not one post about the coach "reaching" for a new bulb. Or dropping the old one "over the back".

26 Year Gap

I do know it would take at least 3 seconds.

PGCougar

Sorry. Can't change it. I'm stuck in this @#$%*!@ coaches box. 🙁

26 Year Gap

OOOOO. 2nd T. Now you're in the showers.

matt_112

2, 1 two screw it in and the other to insist that its not up straight.

ChuckElias

Originally posted by matt_112
2, 1 two screw it in and the other to insist that its not up straight.

How about 1 to screw it in and 1 to say that it was never "set".

matt_112

Or insist that it was "out" of its socket