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Officials needed
Here at the senior assisted living health center where I now live, we just entered a team into the GBL (Grandma Basketball League). The league asked me to recruit some officials. It's quite an easy job since you sit in a recliner just OOB at the midcourt line. You don't use a whistle since it's not loud enough, so you use an air horn. You also have a microphone to pronounce your calls and they resonate over a speaker system. That way, everyone - players, coaches and spectators - can hear you. The average age of the players, coaches and spectators is 84. We have a point guard who is 102! She throws a mean elbow.
If you're interested, please note that game payments are automatically added to your Social Security account. You can contact AARP for more details. :D http://www.amusingtime.com/images/02...basketball.jpg |
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Mark: Sign me up. But I expect round trip airfare, rental car, hotel room, and a daily meal allowance. MTD, Sr. |
I have some collared shirts and non-pleated belted pants that I could dust off !!!
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Guys - for a small fee I can assign you to work with this official: :eek:
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If you can get one of her girlfriends to work the game with us, I'll stay at center. ;)
Yeah, I wish. |
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