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Mark Padgett Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:06am

OT - Foul insurance?
 
There have been many times I've told a coach that the reason his team has so many fouls called against them is because he didn't buy foul insurance.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could actually sell foul insurance prior to a game? I bet this guy could handle all the details.



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Stat-Man Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:28am

Actually, this spokescritter might be better for foul insurance. :D


http://www.nationstates.net/images/f...aflac_duck.jpg

Hugh Refner Sat Feb 07, 2015 04:10pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stat-Man (Post 954024)
Actually, this spokescritter might be better for foul insurance. :D

http://i.cnn.net/money/pf/features/p...aflac_duck.jpg

Your link to a picture of the AFLAC duck isn't showing on my screen. I only found out that's what you intended when I entered the "Quote" sequence. Also, if you're referring to the duck, I think you mean "Fowl" insurance.

BillyMac Sat Feb 07, 2015 07:05pm

It's Flo (Not The Kiss Mah Grits Flo) ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stat-Man (Post 954024)
Actually, this spokescritter might be better for foul insurance.

So, what kind of insurance would you get from her:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Insurance.jpg

SNIPERBBB Sat Feb 07, 2015 07:37pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 954068)
So, what kind of insurance would you get from her:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Insurance.jpg

Bad.

Anything with progressive in the name is bad. Remember we dont pay Income Tax. We pay Progressive Income Tax. Well just under half of the country pays it at any rate.

Mark Padgett Sat Feb 07, 2015 07:46pm

Maybe she better hope her own medical insurance is up-to-date! :eek:

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Hugh Refner Sat Feb 07, 2015 07:58pm

Here's as OT as it gets
 
Sunday, Feb. 8 is Flo's birthday. Her real name is Stephanie Courtney and she'll turn 45 on that day. I think that for her birthday present, we should get her a box of technical fouls and she can pass them out to people who don't pay their premiums. :)

TimTaylor Sat Feb 07, 2015 09:28pm

Definitely not something I would try, but I actually was working a sub-varsity game with one of our long time officials at the high school he attended decades earlier- the AD & coaches were well known to him. At the end of the captains meeting he asked the home team captain if his coach brought the check for foul insurance - kid had a funny look and my partner told him he'd better go ask the coach. The kid fell for it hook, line & sinker...went & asked the coach. Everyone got a good laugh out of it, including the kid.


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