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Guys (and gals) - somehow I clicked through here back to a page from over 10 years ago and saw two "Davisms" from my old buddy, The Immortal Dave. I thought it would be a nice holiday gift from me (OK - I'm a little early) to all of you. Here they are:

Spectator: (insert the usual nonsense here)
Dave: Hey - this is my job. I don't come to where you work and unplug the Slurpee machine.

Howler Monkey: (insert the usual nonsense here)
Dave: Save your breath, coach. You might need it later when you have to blow up your date.