I think I may have made a violation as an official.
 

I violated the 1st rule of officiating four times. The 4 v 5 freshmen tournament game I called last night was a quadruple overtime.

That's NOT the first rule!

I got a sick feeling in my stomach reading how often you violated the first rule. Thankfully that was not the first rule you violated but Padgett will be disappointed none the less.

Even though he violated the second rule four times, that still wasn't as bad as violating the first rule even once. :eek:

You guys caught my mistake. My fingers move quicker than my brain works. Unfortunately my fingers are slow.

So what's the first rule?

I sent him a PM.

Uh-oh.....I don't know the first rule........?

Great Timing!
 

Right when Padgett was beginning to think he lost his "special purpose." ;)

Get a Smitty and you'll never have to worry about it. :D

What difference does that make? (Yes, I know Padgett's first rule)

This is starting to sound like the rules of Fight Club.

It's a much shorter lanyard...

Doesn't the first rule say something about puking on the Coachs' shoes???

I have smittys where the whistle hangs lower than on some of the lanyards I have.