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What are some of the oddest hinges that your partner(s) have said?
While A1 was lying injured and being attended to on the court the remaining players walked over toward there coach. Coach was talking to the 4 players and U2 said something to coach to really tick him off. At the end of game I asked what he had said and the U2 said he told the coach that he couldn't coach during an injury T/O. He said he was told that by a senior official in his prior game. |
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The "senior" official must have been a soccer official. ![]() MTD, Sr.
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Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Trumbull Co. (Warren, Ohio) Bkb. Off. Assn. Wood Co. (Bowling Green, Ohio) Bkb. Off. Assn. Ohio Assn. of Basketball Officials International Assn. of Approved Bkb. Officials Ohio High School Athletic Association Toledo, Ohio |
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With magic spray.
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Never hit a piñata if you see hornets flying out of it. |
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"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." – Dalai Lama The center of attention as the lead & trail. – me Games officiated: 525 Basketball · 76 Softball · 16 Baseball |
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Such instruction was given when 20 second timeouts were first added under NFHS rules.
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"...as cool as the other side of the pillow." - Stuart Scott "You should never be proud of doing the right thing." - Dean Smith |
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I thought those were taken off the market for failure to prevent.
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I'm having a normal game, neither coach causing problems. Near the end of the second quarter one coach approaches me with a serious look.
"In the first quarter we were ahead on the foul count 7 to 2. Now it is tied at 8 to 8. Why are all the calls going their way?" Really, coach? I had a hard time not laughing. |
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"The other coach pointed out the discrepancy and we realized that wasn't fair, so we evened it up. It's what we do."
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum. It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow. Lonesome Dove |
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Had one particular coach offer me some notable ones today. Here's my favorite.
A-1 is dribbling in the frontcourt, defended by B-2. B-2 taps the ball, which A-1 regains, but his dribble comes down onto the division line. Tweet, backcourt. Coach is incredulous, so I give him a brief explanation. Coach replies, "It was a 50-50 ball!" That one stuns me so much, the first thing that came to my mind was something I posted to this forum this week, and I wound up saying it. "This isn't soccer, Coach!"
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Confidence is a vehicle, not a destination. Last edited by bainsey; Sun Dec 30, 2012 at 01:01am. |
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A new one tonight....
3:30 remaining in the 3rd quarter. I'm by the visiting coach who starts complaining that he wants us to call the same thing fouls against the home team that we were calling against his team. Not really that usual of a statement except for the fact that to that point in the game we had called his team for a grand total of 3 fouls....yes 3 fouls in over 20 minutes of play (the home team had 5 for the whole game at that point).
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. |
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