T fantasy league??
 

I was nerdily doing some baseball geek stuff on retrosheet when my wandering took me to Umpire Ejection Fantasy League Portal which is a fantasy league for baseball umpire ejections. I'm in and I want Cory Blaser whose arrogance gives him strong upside potential.

Naturally my first thought was to inquire whether there is a basketball equivalent and found that there is and its in its first season, the Inaugural Technical Foul Fantasy League.

Fair enough. But the league sponsors state "Because the sport of basketball is highly subject to Quality of Correctness interpretation..."

As one who is proud of both my Quality of Correctness and my Quality of Kicked Calls ("he's a fourth quarter choker" --coach, "whack" -- me) in my next ejection report I fill out I fully intend to refer to the coach questioning my Quality of Correctness.

There's a Bob and Ray routine in here somewhere.

I'll join next year. :)