Wow, Dan, great catch! I looked and looked and couldn't find it. And it is quite different from what I remembered. Same advice both times. Okay, I'm adjusting my memory chip now and perhaps next time I'll be a little more confident on the no-call.

Thanks!

See, I have some value.

:p

I know. If I turn you in to the grocery store, I get my dime back.

How ya gonna turn me into a grocery store?

I don't know, but when I was in high school, I performed a magic trick with my girlfriend. I turned into a motel.http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/blush.gif

Juulie, did you steal Padgett's meds again?

We don't want to hear any stories about your magic wand, anything you levitated, or from where you pulled the rabbit.

I just hope it didn't die.

Mark doesn't need a magic wand for levitation. He needs a magic pill.

Is that a prescription in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I gotta hand it to you ....

Believe me, it's not in my best interest to interfere with Mark's chemistry. I leave it ALONE!!

And my chemistry hasn't been the same since the 60s.http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/rasta.gif

What 60's
 

Uh, I wasn't even born yet.

Re: What 60's
 

You Braggin' or Complainin'...;)

Re: Re: What 60's
 

I bet both!

Re: What 60's
 

The Sensational Sixties....
It was a very good year. :cool:

Re: Re: What 60's
 

Yes, Boon's Farm, homemade Sangria, halter tops, and ...

The Sensational Sixties....
It was a very good year. :cool: [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes, Boon's Farm, homemade Sangria, halter tops, and ... [/B][/QUOTE]Hmmmmm,I never wore halter tops.

Well....to each their own,I guess.

Are you <U>really</U> sure?

Of course,my mind is still good. I can still remember the music that both you and I loved,Mick:

-Herman's Hermits- "Mrs. Brown,You've Got A Lovely Walker".
-The BeeGees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"
-The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone".
-Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping".
-Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver".
-Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face".
-The Commodores - "One,Two,Three Times to The Bathroom".
-Bobby Darin - "Splish,Splash,I Was Having A Flash".
Rolling Stones - " You Can't Always Pee When You Want".

How 'bout one for your female compatriot down state-Oatmeal Queen?- ABBA- "Denture Queen".

This one's for you,podner!- Procol Harum- "A Whiter Shade Of Hair".

Sadly,this might be MY favorite!- Ringo Starr- "I Get By With A little Help From Depends".

LOL! :D

Where did you steal this from?

Where did you steal this from? [/B][/QUOTE]You don't believe that I could come up with these by myself? :confused:

Actually they're from some old e-mails that some uh,youth-impaired official friends of mine sent back and forth a while ago. I dug 'em out of the trash.

Anyone think of any other ones?

Johny Nash- "I Can't See Clearly Now".

Sorta off-topic but cute:
(Beatles "Yesterday")

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow where my arm should be
Oh I believe it's leprosy

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow where my arm should be
Oh I believe it's leprosy [/B][/QUOTE]Didn't we do this before?:D

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
There goes my eyeball
Into my highball
Oh I believe it's leprosy.

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
There goes my fingernail
Into my gingerale
Oh I believe it's leprosy.

Or, perhaps slightly more appropriate for this board, Joe Cocker (he has a better voice than Ringo), "I Get By With A Little Help From My Meds."

The live version rocks.

Or, perhaps slightly more appropriate for this board, Joe Cocker (he has a better voice than Ringo), "I Get By With A Little Help From My Meds."

[/B][/QUOTE]Good 'un! Mark Padgett's theme song!