Whistling Zebra
 

I began refing basketball this year. My 7 year old daughter asked me what a ref was when I began. I explained to her and her reply was you'll look like a zebra with a whistle in your mouth. She even gave a visual demonstration by prancing around and whistling. :D Kids gotta love em.

If they're yours, probably (most of the time anyhow).

If they're not yours, and they're on the court, doing something bad or stupid? Not necessarily! :p

Simply solution...go straight to officiating in the D-League. ;)