I am looking for a quote list that was on here a few months back to handle situations with coaches to diffuse the moments. Just a little to keep them more on their side of the tape.

Yeah, i posted one and got a few replies, have put them all into a friendly word doc ... for you to enjoy - but you don't let ppl know your email address so i can't email you them :(

Email ME and i'll send you them

- Isaak

Just look at my website ... to get my email

Heard a good one at camp last week...

Coach: What do you think?

Ref: Well, if you see a turtle on a fence post, chances are someone put him there.
(Ref walks away to leave the coach to think about it. Coach stumped for rest of the game. Ref proceeds in peace.)