Summer league HS girls today. Second game, there was some bozo standing in the doorway on the end line cracking wise with me and my partner the whole game. I made an OOB call and he yelled at me. I turned to him and said, "Hey - this is my job. I don't come to your place of work and unplug the Slurpee machine."

Even the girls on his daughter's team laughed at him. He shut up after that.