Pregame meeting with captains

[Smitty]

Originally Posted by McMac

To mix it up in the later parts of the season, I start asking them questions.

I intro the officials, ask for speaking captains, point out the lines to the visitors then get into the Q&A.
"So gentlemen/ladies, where do your jerseys belong? And your pants?
Where do you report for substitutions? And when do you come on the court?
Blue, you knock down white, what will you do? White, you knock down blue, what will you do? Basketball is a great game, now go have fun."

You're joking about all of this, right? Please? You lost me at pointing out the lines on the court, and it went downhill from there...

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Smitty

You're joking about all of this, right? Please? You lost me at pointing out the lines on the court, and it went downhill from there...

I got lost at "speaking captains."

[Smitty]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I got lost at "speaking captains."

LOL Well played...

[onetime1]

Now lift up your shirts since I absolutely have to see if you have a number attached to your jersey!

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by onetime1

Now lift up your shirts since I absolutely have to see if you have a number attached to your jersey!

You say this to the speaking captain of a girls team?

[Sharpshooternes]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

You say this to the speaking captain of a girls team?

BWAHAHAHA