That's what I thought would be the punch line, glad it made it across!

...Coach, did you say blow?:p

I'll Be Here All Week Folks ...
 

Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udderly destroyed.

eh?

Allen's is a coffee brandy which the native Mainah's are known to drink. Moxie is a soda that is best described as an acquired taste as well. It doubles as a paint remover.

It is true my original statement would make sense to a person from Maine, the rest of the country probably not.