Best line by an official

[tjones1]

Originally Posted by mbyron

ftfy.

Originally Posted by Freddy

I'm not much of a "smart alecky (sp?) comeback" guy on the court, but Friday night I just couldn't resist, so . . .

Me: Off-ball foul from C, middle fourth quarter away from the bench.
Coach just about to get running clocked: Can't believe it (of course, he wasn't looking off-ball either).
Me, reporting: "White foul, twenty-two, team control, red ball OOB."
Coach: Who's been chippy all night, but nothing to merit any warning or anything; "How can you call that???"
Me: "Coach, did you have a better look at that one?" (Of course, he didn't).
Coach: "No, but I've had a good look at all the other calls you've made tonight, and I'm going straight to my computer after this game and give you the rating you deserve."
Me: "..........................."

And my partners and this guy's AD all thought we did a very good game.
Next time, just a blank look will have to suffice.

Agree - whack!

[Adam]

Originally Posted by tjones1

whack!

+1

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by snaqwells

+1

+2

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Welpe

+2

Why do you get two votes?

[Welpe]

Because I knew it would elicit a response from somebody.