Not Sure If They Need Officials or Not
 

From http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/...sketball-team/ today:

(WSCR) Former Bulls bad boy Dennis Rodman is taking his antics to a new level. The five-time NBA champion is coming back to basketball — this time as the coach for a topless women’s team he is launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York. According to a report, Rodman decided to put the team together after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb. “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman said.

If they follow NFHS, I'm trying to think of rules revisions that would be necessary. The term commonly used for "faking being fouled" would no doubt have to be changed.

Mark:

I am ready to apply. Are you going to join me. :D

MTD, Sr.

Wouldn't it be hard to call fouls when every player apparently is number double zero? :D

The double-dribble joke here is too easy.

Nah. I will be finger painting numbers on them. They will conform to NFHS guidelines for size and placement. ;)

Illegal Number ???
 

36 d?

I'm sitting here trying to think of a good way to work FLOPPING into a post...I'll get back to you.

You Tried to Take a Charge, But . . .
 

That was the intent of the likely revision in post #1, but didn't want to use the word lest it invite too graphic a visualization in the mind of the reader. :eek:

Seems the C would really need to be self-disciplined to maintain focus on his primary when all the players are over in T's and L's areas.

So...are you saying you'd have to use TLC with these players?

BTW - let's say a post player swings around and smacks her defender in the face with her you-know-whats. What signal would you use? :confused:

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Wow - this is the best post I've seen here in years! :rolleyes:

I think he meant to say: (o)(o)

Ha ha............had posted and tried to delete but couldn't.

Something about uniform issues in over 50 league if they were below belly button.

Chest bumps
 

would have to be a legal celebratory move:cool:

Yeah I liked your edit better.

I mentioned this topic to a fellow ref and he said that he also thinks they all would be numbered double zero unless they played outside in the cold. Then they'd all be number eleven. :eek:

That depends. How old ARE these players?

I think it's time to give this thread a technical foul for scaring the membership...

No End to the Unintended Consequences for This New League
 

4-24-8b might have to be expanded: "The aggressiveness with which the arms and elbows are swung could cause injury to another player if contacted."
That would, of course, affect 9-13-1 also.

Who knows if, when they make these edits to the rulebook, the casebook will ever again be in harmony with the intent of the rule (cf. the 9-9 and 9.9.1 debacle from this year)!

I'm currently trying to figure out how to make a career out of officiating this and the Lingerie Football League.

Don't you mean the "slot"?

I always thought that would be an innovative way to swipe credit cards in a strip joint.

just a thought
 

What would be happening when they 'Box out'? :D

Time for A Timeout ???
 

Where's a moderator when you need one?

Best part about working this league...no more yelling "TUCK YOUR JERSEY IN"...

ok... maybe not the BEST PART.;)