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Sat Dec 10, 2011, 06:46pm
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Black and White And Red All Over (Embarrassed Zebra) ...
Catholic school middle school games last weekend. Boys tripleheader. Used the same "game ball" for the entire first game, and for a few minutes into the second game when a point guard tells us, "This ball doesn't feel right. I think it's a girls ball."
He was right.
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Sat Dec 10, 2011, 06:57pm
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Men's JUCO game today. I'm the R. Blow my whistle, throw up a pretty perfect toss. Both players try to steal it and jump too early -- the ball is deflected right towards me and I have just enough time to head it away from me before the jumpers converge and kill me. The U2 couldn't stop laughing for the first minute of the game.
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Sat Dec 10, 2011, 07:09pm
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Sheesh!
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Sat Dec 10, 2011, 07:45pm
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Never hit a piñata if you see hornets flying out of it.
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