Come On Blue

[stripes]

I had a coach continually call me blue one game. So I asked him if he was trying to insult me. He looked back at me kind of funny and I said, well, I figured you were because of all of the over-weight out of shape softball umpires you are used to and you were trying to lump me in with them. Stopped him dead in his tracks and he didn't say a word after that.