Who goes Where?

[RookieDude]

While all of you are sleeping...I'm out here in the middle of the desert guarding a Nuclear Plant.
Well, at least they let us use the computer to keep us awake.
Thus, I have come up with a list of who I would like to officiate with and where we could do these "honors".
(Of course these are strictly perceptions on my part...see if you agree...feel free to add your own.)

State Championship 4A Boys Final-----------mick
(level headed, rarely gets flustered, good rules knowledge)

Donkey Basketball--------------------------Mark Padgett
(He would be more fun than watching the jack-asses)

NCAA Playoff game--------------------------Chuck E.
(Just seems to know his NCAA stuff, strong personality)

City League Div. 1 Men's Basketball--------BktBallRef
(Tony would have them eating out of the palm of his hand...
or they would all be long gone)

Chicago Inner City League------------------JRutledge
(My Bro would handle all the situations that arise)

Church League Mens Divison------------------Mark T. D.
(He would be a better Preacher than the pastor himself)

8th grade girls championship-----------------rainmaker
(She would get me through this thing one way or another)

Hmmmmmm, and last but not least..............Jurassic Referee

Now where would we put him? Any Suggesions?

Dude