Today in a HS boys varsity rec game, a player asked Juulie why he was called for a foul. She told him he "had his hands where they don't belong".

He came over to me to ask what she meant. I told him that if he had his hands where they don't belong "at least have the decency to do that in private."

He just smiled and said, "Yeah, OK, whatever."

Oh, my.
 

Where is Jewel to defend herself?
Who taught her that that's the proper answer? ... as if I didn't know.

Mark, you are such a tattle-tale!

I would have loved to see that "you-are-speaking-echelons-above-my-understanding" look on that kids face. :D