What are you some of the best lines you have said, heard or encountered?

[Edited by JCW412 on Jan 10th, 2003 at 01:07 PM]

"Hey, Ref. Bend over and use your good eye!"

"You wear those ugly shirts because your blind?"

Jr high game. High School AD is happy he had two varsity officials calling (busy night). He is concerned by the actions of a fan for the opponents and sits in the stands with them.

I make a out of bounds call right in front of AD. He says good call ref. I say thank you. The inbound pass knocked out by the defender. He says good call again. The fan ask the AD how much he was paying me. The AD said he didn't need to pay me I was his brother.