Please Tell Me This Is The Latest Loser Idea

[Freddy]

Ad on back page of new Referee magazine:

"Not Everything is Black and White"...
"Introducing the NEW Multi Color Sonik Blast CMB Pealess Whistles."
"BREAK THE MOLD AND GO BOLD!"

Will a craving for crass individuality overtake our cherished, time-honored tradition of "uniform"?

I can't wait to see the first Bozo step out on a court with a dayglo green style statement clenched between his teeth. I think it might take a few stitches to mend the back of my hand after slapping it out of his mouth.

I'm sure the refette pictured in the ad would be a good official...except for that stupid colored whistle.

Or should I loosen up a bit?

No.