A loose translation would be "Pardon me,waiter,but there is a German Shepherd in my soup!".

Quite a handy phrase to have.

How do you say, "I've got goats in my pants" in French?

J'ai des chevres en mon pantalons.

Or something to that effect.

Dare I ask why you would want to know that?

Haven't you heard of "Ingoatphobia",Mark? It's a fear of a goat getting into your pants.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/goat.gif

Although I don't have "ingoatphobia", I - along with Johnny Carson - suffer from "nictophobia". That's the fear of backing into doorknobs.

However, my physician, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, has been helping me overcome this. Don't ask how.

I've also heard good things about his partner, Dr. Ben Dover. For Fletch fans out there, I usually recommend Dr. Rosenrosen. (If I post Dr. Rosenrosen's partner's name, Brad will delete my post :) )

Chuck