Haven't heard this one before

[Mark Padgett]

Worked a girls HS rec tournament this weekend and before one of the opening taps, I reminded the girls to make sure they had all their jewelery removed. One girl asked me if she had to remove her "belly-button ring".

I was taken aback for a split second, then told her that if I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know about it.

I really didn't want to ask her what else she might have.